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A woman, start losing her eyesight, and she'll do anything to get it back. One day, she hears about this famous spiritual faith healer in Brazil, and she thinks maybe he can heal her eyes. She travels to Brazil with some friends, and they get there, and she meets this faith healer, and she has a session with him, and he has her sit down in a chair, and he tilts her head back, and then he pulls out a scalpel, and he starts cutting right into her eye. Now, the woman, let's call her Mother. But we'll get to her in a second. First, let's talk about the faith healer. The faith healer, his name is John of God, and this dude claims that his God or whoever will heal people through him if he does his hocus-pocus and touches them. Of course, he has no formal training in medicine. He's never been to med school. In fact, he dropped out of elementary school in the second grade. But regardless, he considers himself a healer.
Rise of John of God
One day, he just decides to travel around Brazil and tell people, Hey, look, I can heal you. People to fall for it. In fact, they're really into it. Over time, he slowly builds a following. His following becomes so big that he eventually builds a spiritual healing center in the middle of this small town to accommodate all of his visitors. And there, John of God becomes known for performing what he calls psychic surgeries, which is exactly what it sounds like. He uses no anesthesia, no sterilization, and he does these medical techniques on people that just don't make any damn sense. Like he shoves surgical forceps up people's noses to heal them, or he'll scrape the white of someone's eyeball with a scalpel in order to heal them. It's weird. Like someone will come in with back pain and he'll be like, Let's scrape your eye with a scalpel. That'll heal you. But anyway, he claims this works. He claims that he's cured people's cancer. He claims that he's healed multiple sclerosis. He claims that he's helped people walk who couldn't previously walk. And while he's doing all this, he allegedly doesn't take any payment for all these healings. Things. But he does, of course, accept donations. He sells things to his followers, like special healing pills that are just placebo.
He also sells, and I'm not making this up, bottled holy water. By doing all this, John is starting to get really popular in Brazil. In fact, he gets so popular that ABC notices and they do a one-hour special on him. They treat him not as if he's a con man, which he is, but they treat him as if he's actually healing people. Specifically, Basically, on this special, they interview a woman named Lisa Melman. Lisa Melman, on this show, she gets on camera and she loudly declares that she has breast cancer, but that she's going to quit all her chemo and all her traditional cancer treatment. Instead, she is only going to let John of God treat her. I don't know. I guess he's going to stick four-sips up her nose and that's going to cure her breast cancer. Oh, but it gets worse.
Oprah's Endorsement
A few years later, after the ABC special, someone very influential learns about John of God, you know Oprah. And Oprah decides she's going to investigate and she's going to see herself if any of this is real. So she travels to Brazil and she spends a bunch of time with him. And she dedicates several episodes of her very popular TV show to praising him and his work and all these people he's allegedly healed. She even has Lisa Melman come on one of those episodes. Miraculously, Lisa claims that her breast cancer is now gone. She says her sessions with John of God cured her. And Oprah and her audience, they applaud But then, two years later, sadly, Lisa Melman dies. It turns out her breast cancer hadn't actually been cured. She just thought it had because that's what John of God told her. In fact, when she stopped her treatment, her cancer got progressively worse, and she was apparently in a lot of pain when she died. Of course, Oprah never gets on TV and mentions that part. Regardless, the damage has already been done. Oprah has endorsed John of God on her show twice place and exposed him to an international audience. From there, his business just explodes. People are flying in from all over the world trying to get healed by him. At this point, at his spiritual healing center, he's healing over 10,000 people a month. He's making bank. He's getting tons of donations. He's selling trinkets and bottled holy water and those placebo pills, left and right. He's making more money than he's ever made. Allegedly, he's making over $14 million a year just on those pills alone.
John of God's Own Illness
But then, in a weird twist, at some point, John of God gets diagnosed with stomach cancer himself. And so does he use his magical spiritual healing powers to heal his stomach cancer? No, of course not. He goes to a regular ass doctor, and he gets normal treatment, and he gets surgery in a normal hospital, and he does five months of chemo like anyone else who would have stomach cancer. And of course, he recovers in a year. And then he initially denies to everyone that that happened, because I guess him using traditional medicine is bad for his business. Anyway, the mother hears about this guy, and she wants to travel to Brazil to see him. See, the mother, she has an eye disorder called macular degeneration. Unfortunately, every year, she loses more and more of her vision, and she's lost most of it at this point. She feels like, Hey, maybe this John of God guy can help bring her eyesight back. She's not dumb. She's not gullible. She's just desperate for a cure. She comes to her son and his wife, and she tells them that she's going to Brazil. And the son and his wife are like, Oh, please don't.
We're worried about what could happen to you. And this guy is obviously a fraud and a turd for telling people he can heal them. But unfortunately, she doesn't listen to them. She'll do anything to fix her eyes. So she goes to Brazil and she meets him. And she has a session with him and he sits her down in a chair, and he tilts her head back or whatever, and he pulls out a scalpel, and he does the thing where he scrapes the white of her eye with that scalpel. He then has her put a over that eye, and he tells her that in a few days, she can take that cover off and her vision will be healed somehow in both eyes. Meanwhile, the son and the wife are there in the US, and there just waiting, waiting to see that when that cover comes off, if her vision is actually healed.
Sahira's Encounter with John of God
Now, this is where the story goes off the rails. You aren't ready for this. Around this same time, a Dutch woman named zahira, she's struggling with some mental trauma, and she sees this guy on Oprah's TV show, this guy named John of God, who claims he can heal people. She's like, Hey, maybe he can help heal my mental trauma. She flies to Brazil, and she shows up to the spiritual healing center, and she waits in line, and she sees him a couple of different times. One of those times she sees him, something exciting happens. John of God offers her a private consultation, and she's super excited. She waits until everyone's gone, and then he invites her into his office. While she's there, he takes her into the bathroom, and he makes her hand touch him inappropriately. And afterwards, she's like, That was weird. And like, I don't know, maybe that's just part of the healing process. So she goes back later for another private session with him. And this time, when they're alone, he takes her into the bathroom again, and he straight up essays her, like with a hard R. And here's the thing, the mental trauma that Zahira went to see him for was specifically sexual trauma. So she went to see him and told him about her sexual trauma, and his response was to essay her. And so poor Zahira doesn't know what to do. She feels violated and sick to her stomach, and she wants to tell someone, but at the same time, she believes this man is actually healing so many people. She decides to not tell anyone, and she buries it deep down with all her other sexual trauma.
John of God's Denial
Four years later, the #MeToo movement happens, and Zahira finally finds out she's not alone. She posts about her experience with John of God on Facebook, and then she gets invited onto a Brazilian TV show to talk about it. There on that show, she meets a dozen other women, all who say that John of God essayed them, too. This TV show airs, and suddenly, all of Brazil knows about these accusations, and Everyone's talking about it, and bam, more women come forward. In response, the public prosecutor's office for the state, they're getting tons of accusations from a lot of different women. They set up a hotline and an email address, specifically to receive all of these accusations that they're getting about John of God. In the first day that hotline goes live, nearly 200 women come forward saying, John of God essayed them. Then in the weeks that follow, even more women come forward. Eventually, that number of women who claim that John of God essayed them is over 600. Of course, John of God denies this. He claims that all 600 of these women are lying.
Summary
- John of God, who has no formal medical training, claims to perform "psychic surgeries" and other unconventional methods to heal various ailments, gaining significant popularity and endorsement from media figures like Oprah.
- Despite his claims, John of God seeks traditional medical treatment for his own stomach cancer, highlighting the fraudulent nature of his healing practices.
- The speaker's mother-in-law undergoes a session with John of God, where he performs a dubious procedure involving scraping her eye with a scalpel, ultimately proving ineffective.
- The narrative takes a darker turn when a Dutch woman named Zahira accuses John of God of sexual assault, leading to a public revelation of over 600 similar accusations against him.
